Wow there is some great work here.
The ideo of this made me chuckle...
David
"Excuse me sir, though I do enjoy your work,
I find it odd that I stand here without pants or shirt.
I accept your apology for the mistaken wine showering.
My garments have dried now I must be exiting.
I have other parcels to deliver before the sun sets.
Also, I'd apreciate not being sculpted erect."
pretty horible eh?