Eventually we ended up in court.
Publicity was huge. The trial was short.
Or if not short, at least not very long;
we kept repeating, like a shitty song,
the same old hackneyed refrain; "She deserved it!"
To which the judge replied, "You're all bald perverts!"
and dashed our hopes. "Your crimes are myriad
and weird. You're sentenced to a period
of 100 years. Case dismissed!"
He banged his gavel hard. Boy he was pissed!
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