CHOOSING A PET
Keep your hamsters, rabbits, gerbils.
I don't care much for such furballs.
The only pet I would take freely in
would be a lizard, snake or chameleon.
Keep your goldfish and your guppies.
Keep your parakeets and puppies.
The only pet I would accept I'll
make darn certain is a reptile.
The biggest, most expensive bird'll
please me far less than a turtle.
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