My dear Terese, I must admit
as a teaser, you're terrific-
especially since my claim to Oz
is simply honorific-
yet still you play the game with me
you bloomin' Aussie-phile
though I'm only a faux-substitute;
but you've known that all the while.
So zoophile or Ozziephile?
Neither one is true.
But if I were the former one
I'd surely go for ewe.
*groan*
[This message has been edited by Robert Swagman (edited June 30, 2004).]
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