Well done Charlie, it’s not before time
you sorted it out, and made her thine.
The situation’s really got out of hand,
so bug*er the Abbey, and a Coldstream band.
Just whisk her off, down the Town Hall
a few quick words, and a telephone call
to your Mum to tell the deed is done.
Then back to Highgate for a bit of fun.
King Charles III has a odd sort of ring,
but Queen Camilla can be no such thing.
Don’t worry your Consort’s a first class wife,
and the Queen will outlive you, I’d bet my life.
[This message has been edited by Liam O'Connor (edited February 11, 2005).]
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