Well, that'll teach me to play hooky from Eratosphere for a few days. Okay, you naughty children, here's the innocent little ditty I was PLANNING to post to commemorate the Winter Olympics.
When my daughter walks around,
her knuckles nearly knock the ground.
"Stand up straighter!" I berate her.
(Hmmm. She'd make a fine speed-skater.)
Since this looks meaner-spirited than it is, I got the kid's permission to post this. She thought it was mildly funny, but wanted me to clarify that she only slouches a little bit.
Julie Stoner
[This message has been edited by Julie Stoner (edited February 17, 2006).]
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