I've Curled Up and Dyed
While my hair was still cut straight across my forehead,
I never heard, "You look like Agnes Moorehead!" *
* (She played Endora, the witchy mother-in-law, on T.V.'s "Bewitched"--late 60s to early 70s.)
Dr. W.C. Williams On Geriatric Incontinence
so much Depends
on big back ends
The Scrabble Tournament
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
place hope--soon dashed by Charlie Chan.*
* (Proper nouns are not allowed.)
On Winona Rider's Slap on the Wrist for Shoplifting
Not from the stars do I my judgement pluck:
if I'd been caught at Saks, then I'd be stuck.
Julie Stoner
[This message has been edited by Julie Stoner (edited January 29, 2004).]
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