LMAO, Marion! PLEASE tell me that grown-up Marion tweaked that some, or I'm gonna feel even more inferior.
Here's Dylan in Kindergarten, as you requested. Hope you still like it.
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Well, I drew some silly pictures of Miss Wendy just for fun -
where her face looked like a hot dog, and her ears looked like a bun.
It made her really angry, and she said I couldn’t play;
then she sent me in the corner, and ordered me to stay.
Oh, mama, is this how it’s going to end –
with me stuck inside in time-out, with the recess blues again?
Now, Jamie brought a pony to Show and Tell today.
He said they feed it baseballs, but I saw it eating hay.
He says he likes to ride it when they’re herding artichoke
but nobody was laughing, cause we know it’s not a joke.
Oh, mama, is this how it’s going to end –
with me stuck inside in time-out, with the recess blues again?
They make us kids wear trousers, so we never wet our pants.
And they try to teach us Spanish just in case we go to France.
They always make us nap, but I don’t ever really sleep,
cause my mat's a smelly carpet from the floorboard of a jeep.
Oh, mama, is this how it’s going to end –
with me stuck inside in time-out, with the recess blues again?
Well, Mama made my lunch, and told me, “Here’s two treats for you.”
The one was cherry yogurt, and the other gopher stew.
I ate them mixed together, but it didn’t taste so hot.
And now I'm kind of dizzy, and I’m pottying a lot.
Oh, mama, is this how it’s going to end –
with me stuck inside in time-out, with the recess blues again?
I have to hug Miss Wendy, when I go home, every day.
My Mama says to do it, and she always gets her way.
I never make an ugly face - I hug her really nice -
Cause I don’t want to have to go through kindergarten twice.
Oh, mama, is this how it’s going to end –
with me stuck inside in time-out, with the recess blues again?
Bugsy
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