You guys are too funny!
I've been AWOL from my own thread, so I figured I'd better put something up . . .
Blind Date
My type he's not:
Not quite six foot,
And not quite fit,
Not handsome, quite,
(Too much Boy Scout),
Nor really cute
(The grin's too tight),
But still, all right--
Don't call the vet.
He's neither fat
Nor balding, yet.
He stands up straight;
That helps. He's sweet,
And wasn't late.
It's just a date,
It's Friday night,
He's here, we're out--
Girl's gotta eat.
[This message has been edited by Clay Stockton (edited June 30, 2006).]
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