Glorious escapade!
David G. Anthony
has a new car will make
anyone swoon.
Fancy him driving his
septuagenarian
thirty-six Austin, a
ruby saloon!
Red leather seats and a
beige felt interior,
gleaming red finish from
bonnet to boot--
what a fine playground for
autoerotica!
(Would he indulge such a
wanton pursuit?)
May he hold fast to the
characteristically
modest demeanor we
typically see
lest he become someone
unrecognizable
driving that CVX
seven two three.*
*I’m not dyslexic. I changed the reg. # to protect your identity.