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Unread 11-22-2006, 11:08 PM
Terese Coe Terese Coe is offline
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Cryonics Request

He said to his wife
with one last wheeze,
I'll come back to life
but remember to freeze
my sorry ass
and defrost me, ok?


She turned on the gas
and called it a day.
(Couldn't make ice
by herself, and the cash
meant more merchandise.)
He'll smell better as ash.


Terese




[This message has been edited by Terese Coe (edited November 23, 2006).]
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