I'm stil waiting for Chris to reply to my Cougar, Cougar Smiling Tight which I PM'd to him months ago....and is now posted below in it's entirety.
Lo
Cougar! Cougar!
Cougar! Cougar! smiling tight,
In the tavern late at night,
What young man-child's hand or eye
will brave thy falling boobetry?
Lo! what ancient sunny skies
caused the wrinkles 'round her eyes?
See the girdle on her hips?
See her collegenic lips?
Hope the tattooed shoulder art
can twist the sinews of his heart.
and when his heart begins to heat
he'll notice not her deep crow's feet.
Diamond bracelet, diamond chain?
In what gutter lurks her brain?
Girlish laughter, girlish gasp,
"Someone help me with this clasp?"
When the bitch is on the brink,
when the bitch puts down her drink,
when the bitch grins evilly,
the conquest in her mind is thee.
Cougar! Cougar! Smiling tight
in the tavern late at night
What young man-child's hand or eye
will brave thy falling boobetry?
[This message has been edited by Laura Heidy-Halberstein (edited October 28, 2007).]
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