ROOM SERVICE MENUS
Dr. Seuss Room
Would you like green eggs and ham
cooked by our head chef, Sam-I-Am?
Perhaps you would enjoy a drink
that's mixed by the Rink Rinker-Fink.
Can't decide? Well, it's a cinch
you'll like the roast beast a la Grinch.
And for dessert please try the Schlop
beautiful Schlop
with a cherry on top.
Shakespeare Room
For a starter that will tempt your palate:
enjoy our crispy Julius Caesar salad.
Eggs Benedick prepared with special gravy,
and a sizzling side of Hamlet maybe?
For something light, our Banbury cheese is fine,
Washed down by a glass of Malmsey wine.
Soup du jour? You might find this will suit:
cream of fenny snake with eye of newt.
Our Lean and Hungry Special--should you crave one--:
tonight we're serving roasted swan of Avon.
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