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I'm just trying to make her feel less awkward by out-immaturing her:
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Bob, I didn't think it was possible but you did it.
All right, you asked for it:
DUELING POTTY MOUTHS
Here Viollet le Duc
did frequently puke.
In this bowl the author of Rip van Winkle
was known to tinkle.
Here Thomas Mann
sat on the cann.
Sir Walter Scott
Peed in this pot.
Here Sir Thomas Moore
made a mess on the floor.
Here Keats who affirmed truth is beauty
made doody.