Bob, I think your Rilke is in the lead for the Poopius Extremus Immaturus award. Quite a diSTINKtion.
This is horrifyingly addictive.
Here the Earl of Surrey, AKA William Howard,
peed as he showered.
Here John Steinbeck who wrote "The Grapes of Wrath"
peed in the bath.
Here Dean M. Koonz
regretted eating the whole box of prunes.
Here Tennessee Williams, author of "Suddenly Last Summer"
clogged the toilet so badly they had to call a plumber.
Here John Donne
did number one.
Here Winston Groom, author of Forrest Gump,
took a dump.
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