Neophyte getting into the spirit here. This sonnet is best declaimed by an in-heat Rottweiler afflicted with a very slight bark-impediment, thus rendering the rising intonations of his wuff a little comical.
DOGGEREL ~ A SONNET
~ In Classical Dogalese ~
Bow-wow bow-wow wuff-wuff bow-wuff wuff-bow
Wuff-wow bow-wuff wuff-wuff bow-wuff wuff-wuff
Bow-wow wuff-wow wuff-wuff bow-wow wuff-bow
Wuff-wow bow-wuff wow-wow bow-wuff bow-wuff
Bow-wow wuff-wuff bow-wuff bow-wow wuff-wiff
Wuff-wiff bow-bow wuff-bow bow-wuff wuff-grrrr
Grrr-wow bow-wuff wuff-grrr bow-wuff bow-wiff
Bow-grrr wiff-wow wuff-wow bow-wuff wow-grrrr
Bow-wow bow-wow wuff-wuff bow-wuff wuff-bow
Wuff-wooo bow-woooo wuff-bow bow-bow wuff-wooo
Wooo-grrr bow-wow wuff-wiff bow-wuff wuff-bow
Bow-wooo booow-wuff wuff-waff bow-wiff bow-wooo
Bow-wow bow-wow wuff-wuff bow-wuff wuff-waaaf
How-bow bow-how wuff-when bow-iff iff-laaaf.
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