Nascetur ridiculus mus, or The Italics Weigh In
For Petrarch's sake, no more! alleviate
the pain you cause us with your clashing klaxons,
you BEEPing Dutch and BEEPing Anglo-Saxons!
Fourteen? è troppo! Please, abbreviate!
And so was born this mongrel form, this sham,
this cross of worsted sire and hamster dam.
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