I'm on it!
Recession Confession
We're in the bailout,
No need to wail 'bout
How we don't have enough to make our payment soon!
Hooray for Paulson!
He's put his balls on
The tracks and claims the train
Won't come along at noon!
We'll get a brand-new mortgage
That's easy to pay,
And when the man comes callin'
We will have some dough to make him go.
We're in the bailout!
Let's get the mail out!
We'll post checks signed "X"
Just a'bouncing along--
Just lend it, send it, and we'll bounce 'it along!
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