OK Sphereans. After that last Speccie glugger which even Jim balked at (or perhaps not), here is something we can all try. I'm working on mine and will reveal it to a waiting world very soon. The closing date is not far away, but surely far enough. Let's show the English toffs what we cn do. Perhaps we have an English toff here. If so, show US, sir or madam.
No. 2575: Last Noel
Christmas traditions are coming increasingly under fire. You are invited to submit a carol entitled ‘The Last Noel’ (maximum 16 lines). Entries to ‘Competition 2575’ by Friday 5 December or email
lucy@spectator.co.uk.