The Man Who Had Too Much
First of all he was a pygmy
troubled by such borborygmi,
his wife would count each blurp and bleegmy,
instead of sheep
so she could sleep.
He also suffered from the shakes
which caused the woman bellyaches
for fear of losing, with his quakes,
her finer
old china.
He ended up with halitosis
tolerable only in tiny doses,
certainly not in symbiosis.
She was forced
to get divorced.
Mary E. Moore
(edited to correct spelling of borborygmi amd typo line 3)
[This message has been edited by Mary Moore (edited December 07, 2008).]
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