I'm not sure this is 100% Christmas spirit, but I wrote it for Jim anyway:
A La Cart
She heard the sound of banging at the door.
“Are you the Widow Murphy?” Jimmy cried.
“They call me Mrs Murphy, that’s for sure,
but no, I ain’t no widow,” she replied.
Says Jim, “It may have been a fact before,
but take a look what’s on me cart outside.”
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