Poem Beginning with Two Lines Attributed to Abraham Lincoln
If this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea.
If this is a mule, please bring me some toffee.
If this is tea, please bring me some coffee;
If this is a strumpet, please bring me a strophe.
If this is my Bonnie, please bring her to me.
If this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea.
If this is a cat, please bring me a chauffeur.
If this is a sandwich, please call me a doc.
If this is a brogan, please bring me a loafer.
If this is a cat, please bring me a chauffeur.
If this is Chicago, please bring me Ophir.
If this is a mummy, please bring me a clock.
If this is a cat, please bring me a chauffeur.
If this is a sandwich, please call me a doc.
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