Cynthia and Crystal examined their vaginas with mirrors as they sat in the lotus position. Sister Miriam explained how they must know their own bodies before they could know their souls. Cynthia was short sighted and had removed her glasses in order to seem more spiritual. She wondered would this spoil her chances of enlightenment?
Sister Miriam sprang to her feet, raised her arms in the air and cried: "Life! Life! Life!" All the women sprang to their feet and joined in the chant.
The floor shuddered with the weight of middle class rapture.
Marigold Watson said: "I only joined this class so I could lose weight". Nobody paid her any attention. "It's a long way and I have to change my bus twice." Silence.
"We come by the Stockport route and pass by the meat works. It's quite nice but it doesn't half smell. I do the shopping after so it's handy."
Sister Miriam embraced her and said: "Simplicity is closer to the divine spirit. Marigold, lend us your simplicity!"
(Gawd--I could go on like that for hours.)
Last edited by Janet Kenny; 03-01-2009 at 05:12 PM.
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