All right, guys, quit showing off. I'm convinced if I just keep adding stanzas, eventually the cumulative effect will be bad beyond your wildest expectations. So here's two more, to be added to the three I posted above:
Why should I care how fine the chair,
how elegant or beauteous?
What good is that, if once I've sat,
there's no rest for my gluteous?
When pillows soften chairs I often
sit, but it's uncanny:
whenever there's no pillow there
I stand up for my fanny.
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