Oh, I love this prime minister racket!
I'm relieving the higher tax bracket
......while my title’s bedecked
......on my condoms and kecks,
and I’ve splaffed it all over my jacket.
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Photo: The Guardian.
"Why does Boris Johnson need a jacket with 'Prime Minister' on it?"
Explanation for non-Brits:
'kecks' -- underpants;
'spaff' -- ejaculate.
Johnson famously said that expenditure on historical child abuse investigations was "
spaffing money up the wall".