Welcome to our gathering of unworthy scribblers, Sean. Thank goodness you are here to insult us out of our own mediocrity! I've been aching for a really thorough editorial reaming. It's so cathartic. Like a colonic cleanse. Or semi-colonic, anyway.
Alas, I have a personal policy of not profaning The Deep End by setting foot (or dipping toe) in its holy waters, so I won't be able to gaze in wonder and adulation upon whatever work of breathtaking artistic magnificence you are about to bestow upon us there. My loss.
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