True story, but probably too macabre for the competition
They found his body hanging from a hook –
A suicide the day they did the wages.
It seems the auditors were due to look
At Tom’s accounts in search of all the pages
His wife suspected he was prone to cook.
She told them‘He’d been in suspense for ages’.
Last edited by Jerome Betts; 02-11-2014 at 05:08 AM.
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