Here are two more theological limericks. There was a - Spectator? - competition won by this:
There once was a man who said "God
Must find it exceedingly odd,
To think that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no-one about in the quad."
And the following week, they published this anonymous reply:
"Dear Sir: Your astonishment's odd.
I am always about in the quad.
And that's why this tree
Continues to be,
Since observed by, Yours faithfully, God."
John
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