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Unread 10-06-2001, 04:02 PM
Carol Taylor Carol Taylor is offline
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Junkmail Junkie


I’ve found a way to shop for what I need
without the hassle of a crowded mall.
My email has more ads than I can read.

This morning’s mail contained the hottest lead
from inside Wall Street. ( I click on them all.)
I’ve found a way to shop for what I need.

Give up your day job! You, too, can succeed.
The sky’s the limit—nothing to install;
just email ads to all who care to read.

Overweight? Does your hairline or penis recede?
You’ll meet the nicest girls; you’ll have a ball;
Just shop the internet for what you need.

Insurance? Eligibility’s guaranteed,
no questions asked; no wait, no physical.
More opportunities than I can read!

I’ve had my breasts enlarged, my credit freed.
A brand new college diploma hangs on my wall.
It's the only way to shop for what I need—
my email has more ads than I can read.


Carol Taylor
10/6/01
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