I hope it's not bad form to post a second funexcise in the same thread. People are free to ignore it, I guess.
This one is a personal ad, but not not an ad for a consumer product (my last one was for a particular book -- maybe that can squeak through).
VGL GM seeks same*
Athletic, well-endowed a +.
Write me. This is not a game.
Be masculine! Don't flit or flame!
A six-pack would be faaabulous!
VGL GM seeks same.
You: hot and built and far from tame
Yet tender and monogamous.
Write me. This is not a game
For fats and fems, the halt or lame!
Remember that my heading was:
VGL GM seeks same.
You must be young enough to claim
That you're my son--I'm generous,
So write me. (This is not a game
For people with a sense of shame)
Vulgar and libidinous
VGL GM seeks same.
Tell me this is not a game.
*For those not familiar with personal ad-speak, the repeated shorthand "VGL GM" means "Very Good Looking Gay Man" -- but don't pronounce it that way or the meter will be spoiled (more than it is already)!
(I made some alterations in this in response to Tom's critique. I may yet come back and fix it some more.)
[This message has been edited by ChrisW (edited October 15, 2001).]
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