Pah! Doggerel amateurs.
The money I hid in my cache
Was stolen, which gave me an ache.
"Will someone not help me?" I said,
But nobody came to my aid.
I think that it might be the devil,
Or somebody equally evil.
Perhaps I should ask all the women
If they think that it might be an omen,
Or maybe 'twas merely a mover
Who'll return when the usage is over.
"That's sage," I considered it simply,
"It's zany if any imply
That a thief would come down
Either there, or to here where I own
My house, so I'm sure that I know
It will show up some how even now.
So my story I bring to a close,
Secure that my funds I won't lose.
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