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The First Lie

I’ve never been vicious or shady
And I’ve never said more than I meant
But a gent can’t say no to a lady
And everyone knows I’m a gent.

And that preacher man down at the chapel
Is a miserable sort of a git.
He could see that she wanted the apple
And it wouldn’t have mattered a bit.

It was Sin that the daughters of Venus
(so he said) should all strive to avoid.
But it’s really to do with the penis.
You can read all about it in Freud.

So I told her the Sin wasn’t serious,
For reasons obscure and occult.
Girls are suckers for something mysterious,
So I swiftly obtained a result.
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