[T.S. Kerrigan]

These are awful parodies of Irish songs.


Kathleen

What promises poor Kathleen heard!
I'll take you home again, they said,
across the ocean wild and wide.
She learned they never meant a word;
and had no wish to take a bride
The blackguards sought her maidenhead.


The Stone Outside Dan Murphy's Door

There's a place in me bollocks that's hurting
I'm convinced it was absent before.
Irecall that I got it while flirting
On the stone outside Dan Murphy's door.