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Unread 11-14-2018, 12:47 PM
Roger Slater Roger Slater is offline
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Here's one of mine that Anon published years ago:

THE THING ABOUT CHICKENS

When chickens squawking in the coop
squat down on their chicken legs
they’re sometimes making chicken poop
and sometimes making chicken eggs.

If you are smart you’ll make darn sure
you know which one your chicken’s makin’,
since eggs will please you rather more
than poop with orange juice and bacon.

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