[Erik Olson]

Election Results Err Live On CNN

To shock the tribe of Pollsters and Predictors,
The Trump and Pence camp somehow proved the victors.
Blitzer turned to his experts, but in vain:
No glossy graphs, no pundits could explain
How she could save us from the brink of doom,
Nor could resuscitate the blue newsroom;
Not even John King with his Board of Magic
Could flip the numbers and make fate less tragic.
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