The Anderson Cooper? Very interesting! I also like your library joke a good deal.
A man orders a drink in a bar and the bartender says, "I think you've had enough. You should head on home." He sighs, stands up, walks out the front door. Two minutes later, the side door opens, he walks in and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You should be getting on home now." The man shrugs his shoulders, gets up, leaves by the side door. Two minutes later, the back door opens, he walks in again and orders another drink. The bartender says "I thought I told you, you've had enough to drink." And the man says, "Jesus Christ! How many bars do you work in?"
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