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Unread 07-30-2019, 10:35 AM
Matt Q Matt Q is online now
Join Date: May 2013
Location: England, UK
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Oh, I love this prime minister racket!
I'm relieving the higher tax bracket
......while my title’s bedecked
......on my condoms and kecks,
and I’ve splaffed it all over my jacket.

Photo: The Guardian. "Why does Boris Johnson need a jacket with 'Prime Minister' on it?"

Explanation for non-Brits:

'kecks' -- underpants;
'spaff' -- ejaculate.

Johnson famously said that expenditure on historical child abuse investigations was "spaffing money up the wall".

Last edited by Matt Q; 07-30-2019 at 10:53 AM.
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