John and Jayne
Is this too weird for your crowd?
Song of the Un-PC Cowboy
It's so hard to be a friendly chap
With hungry Injuns dining in your lap.
It's even harder, can't you see,
When what they're dining on is me!
They brought the vino, the bread and cheese,
The coffee’s French or it’s Viennese.
But I can’t stop this knockin' at my knees
Cause what they're dining on is me!
Don' wanna flounder in no Injun potion,
Don't wanna simmer in no ragu ocean,
When some Injun gets a nibbly notion--
Let him nibble anything but me!
I love chop suey and a cold Chablis.
Toss in a flaming cherries jubilee
And I'm as happy as a happy guy can be
If they’re eating anything but me!
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