Prune Proverbs
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Plum wine’s gain is a prune’s loss.
Black plums at night, a gourmand’s delight.
When the prune’s away the raisins play.
It takes a village for raisin a prune.
A prune a day keeps gut aches at bay.
A plumb saved is gut-pruning lost.
A plumb and its smoothness are soon parted.
A prune resists retention.
A puckered prune's your tummy’s boon.
Pruned pounds are soon rebounds.
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You can prune my mouth but not my mind.
Pruning is fine tuning.
Prune modifiers and nouns will take care of themselves.
A pruning is excessive vetting.
Pruning ourselves is ruining ourselves.
Pruning ourselves is finding ourselves.
Pruning ourselves makes us stronger.
Pruning ourselves . . . .
Caveat: For every proverb there’s an opposite and equally inane proverb.
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Ralph
Last edited by RCL; 06-09-2017 at 12:31 PM.
Reason: reworded caveat
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