Kevin, I like your mommy-mommy jokes. There's one more I can think of from when my parents used to tell me these jokes when I was very young. In the form you've adopted, it goes something like:
"Mommy-mommy, I'm imploring!
What we're doing now is boring.
May I go out and play for real?"
"Shut up, it's your turn to deal."
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And today (July 11) I'm posting another one I remember:
"Mommy, mommy, I'd adore
a glass of milk! Could you please pour?
Milk's so tasty! Give me some!"
"Shut up, dear, and drink your rum."
[This message has been edited by Roger Slater (edited July 11, 2002).]
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