Bob McKenty writes lots of great light verse about sports.
from the anthology Kiss and Part:
Derrière Pensée
Jets star Mark Gastineau and actress Brigitte Nielsen announced yesterday there were engaged--and confirmed they have each other's name [sic] tattooed on their posteriors.
--New York Post, August 13, 1988
That Brigitte worships Gastineau
You need but read her astineau.
But when they have a fight next week
I bet she'll turn the other cheek.
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from Fair Game: Open Season on Baseball:
The Third-Base Coach
His loins are girt; his teeth are grit;
His jock itch he'll conceal.
(He knows that if he scratches it
He'll start a double steal.)
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