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Unread 10-01-2018, 03:41 AM
Brian Allgar Brian Allgar is offline
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Default The News in Limericks

To save Jayne the trouble of moving the other thread to D & A, I thought I'd start a new one here.



Poor Kavanaugh started to cry.
“My life is destroyed by a lie!
It can’t have been me,
’Cause my friends all agree
I was drunk as a judge that July.”

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“Unfair!” the Republicans cry.
“Judge Kavanaugh’s our kind of guy.
Young Brett didn’t do it,
But if he did, screw it –
All boys will be boys when they’re high.”

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“What we want”, the Republicans drool,
Is a Judge who will act as our tool.
Merrick Garland? Too smart.
Need a man with no heart
Who’s a liar, a cheat and a fool.”

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