New Spring Fashion
So chic, the French, so ooh la la,
especially in gay Paree.
But now the city's gone ga-ga
disposing of their dogs' ca-ca.
No more to see les motocrottes
cleaning feces of canine species.
Les Parisiennes will learn to squat
and scoop. Ignore it they may not.
But with their chic they soon will sell
les scoopeurs designed chez Chanel.
And puppies will be au courant
in doggie diapers a la Laurent.
[This message has been edited by nyctom (edited November 09, 2001).]
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