I'll dust off an old one of mine that perhaps ought to have remained dusty:
THE COWBOY WHO COULD NOT SPELL
He was looking for new reins and bits
and thought he found a source
when he stumbled on "Dave's Bridal Shop."
Now he's married to his horse.
Athough it sounds unfortunate,
he takes it all in stride.
He says, "The way I look at it,
I'll always have a ride."
And when he got to know her well,
he loved her from forehead to fetlock,
and praised the day he could not spell
and took a horse in wedlock.
|