Hooray for the funexcises - this one got me writing for the first time in weeks!
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Sincerest je suis desolées
can't compensate for jambes casées
when undisposed-of doggy dump
meets chic yet spindly Blahnik pump.
Where once les motocrottes cleared up
the doings of your errant pup,
you'll have to keep des mouchoirs in
your Prada sac from hereonin.
Hélas! it will be up to vous
to clean la rue of canine poo.
I reckon les Parisiens
might choose instead to ditch leurs chiens.
[This message has been edited by Clive (edited November 17, 2001).]
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