I must peek in on "Drills and Amusements" more often. All of these were fun.
Ann, I had to recover from your first line before I could enjoy the rest.
And
shadoof: now a verb in my mental idiolect.
I gotta shadoof this somehow. . . . Thanks.
My tardy offering:
Frost in Heaven
We're grateful You forgave his jokes, O Lord;
since Bob got here, Your hosts are much less bored.