Ageless Epiphanies
Tweezing the hair from my imposing nose,
I know where the hair from my head now grows.
Trimming my chin hair, now turned yellow,
I see that I am a ripening fellow.
Eying the chicks with one good eye,
I read their signs: Geezers Need Not Apply!
Clipping my crotch hair, lank and grizzled,
I grasp that libido has finally fizzled!
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Ralph
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