Aaron, your Metrical wish "I'd rather read a song/poem about herpes"
is my command.
A spell for the removal of...
Avaunt thee, Herpes, thou persistent sore
That clingst, unbidden, like a needy whore.
Thou mak'st a midden of mine upper lip
Giving, the while, a goodly bit of gyp.
Thou festerest, impediment to bliss,
Stabbing me worst whene'er I purse to kiss.
Begone, thou evil cherry, shrink and go
To feast upon the facehole of my foe!
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Last edited by Ann Drysdale; 05-21-2017 at 04:57 AM.
Reason: added a little dedication.
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