I had to try...
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!–
When I drink my pea soup
I'm quite cloaked in green gloop
And my wife says, "Good God, you look weird!"'
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There was a Young Lady of Ryde,
Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied;
Fastening left shoe and right
In a knot so damned tight
She could spread her legs just one inch wide.
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