Elastic Tights
Believe me (there's no way to lie)
elastic tights will hide your weight.
Try them on – a model buy.
Your low fat diet's just blue sky;
your fat's so low you cannot mate.
Believe me, there's no way to lie.
Elastic tights will make men sigh
at how your folds consolidate.
Try them on and waddle by -
they won’t get seasickness or cry.
(They do so while you hesitate
believe me.) There's no way to lie,
to kid yourself, by saying, "I
won't swell if I procrastinate!"
Try; then own a middle gi-
ganticer than K2’s. My,
our free elastic inch-tape’s great;
believe me, there’s no sweeter lie -
try the “Mona” model. Bye.
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